Privacy & Legal Bullshit

There are no trigger warnings here. No one is coming to save you. And if you don't like it, leave.

A note: Kristen is an unreliable narrator. Don't trust her. Seriously.

This site is a collection of her creative work. As of this writing, nobody here really knows what that means, including and probably especially her, but what it absolutely doesn't mean is advice, guidance, or any other professional crap that requires credentials and/or malpractice insurance she definitely does not have.

This site uses Google Analytics because somebody told us to. We don't sell this data or use it to identify you personally because, ethical considerations aside, we don't know how to do any of that shit anyway. But here's a link to Google's legal bullshit just in case you actually care.

Also - cookies, functionality, analytics, etc. Block us if you want, we don't care.

If you're curious about what data we have about you and/or want us to delete it, you can reach someone who can reach someone who can help you at contact@galateallc.com. If you want to get really fancy, you can hit up legal@galateallc.com but if you expect more out of them than "What's a data?" you'll probably be disappointed.

All original content on this site - and we're gonna assume that you're clear on what all, original, and content mean when they're strung together in a row like that - is the intellectual property of Galatea LLC. We love it when you share links and excerpts with attribution, but don't be a dick and republish entire pieces without permission. If you'd like to use Kristen's work in some way, just ask, she's nicer (a little) than you'd think. Maybe. Dude, idk, it honestly depends on the day. Either way, if you don't want to piss anybody off, just ask.

Additionally, this site may contain links to other websites. We are 0% responsible for the content or privacy practices of external sites. Since none of that shit is our problem, we suggest using your brain.

We'll probably update this policy from time to time as the site evolves and any changes will be reflected here. We'd recommend checking this page regularly, but it's just not that deep. Totally go for it if you feel like it though. We might notice you checking, be confused, and talk about you, but we won't stop you. We don't exactly know how to check if you're checking, but that is exactly what would happen if we did.

Questions, concerns, or existential bullshit can be directed to... You know what? We already told you. Get it together.

p.s. Be interesting.